Attempted Murder Crow T-Shirt — Gothic Raven Graphic Tee

A group of crows is called a murder. You're welcome.

Two crows. One branch. Zero apologies. This garment-dyed heavyweight tee features a pair of crows perched together with the deadpan caption "Attempted Murder" — because technically, that's what it is. It's the crow shirt for people who laugh at things they probably shouldn't, and wear that fact proudly. Whether you're a crow lover, a bird pun enthusiast, or just someone with a dark sense of humor, this one's for you.

Q&A — For the Curious Weirdos 🐦‍⬛

How does it feel to wear?
Incredibly soft. The garment-dyed cotton has a broken-in, vintage feel right out of the bag — like a shirt you've had for years but just found. Heavyweight enough to feel substantial, relaxed enough to wear all day.

Is the quality worth it?
Yes. 6.1 oz ring-spun US cotton, double-needle seams, tubular construction — this nature humor tee is built to last through every dark joke and awkward silence.

Will it look as good in person?
Better. The garment-dyed color gives it a rich, lived-in depth that photos can't fully capture. The crow graphic is crisp and the punchline lands every time.

What's the vibe?
Dry humor meets gothic nature aesthetic. Perfect for the witchy tee collector, the cottagecore-dark crowd, or anyone who appreciates a bird pun shirt that doubles as a conversation starter.

How does it fit?
Relaxed unisex fit. True to size for a classic look, or size up for an oversized feel. The tubular construction keeps the silhouette clean and the graphic front-and-center.

Product Details

• Two crows graphic with "Attempted Murder" text
• 100% ring-spun US cotton — 6.1 oz heavyweight
• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage, broken-in feel
• Relaxed unisex fit — tubular (no side seams) construction
• Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label
• Available in multiple garment-dyed colors

Style It With 🖤

• Black straight-leg jeans and chunky boots for a dark academia everyday look
• Olive cargo pants and worn-in sneakers for a casual, earthy crow lover vibe
• Layered under a flannel shirt, unbuttoned, for a Pacific Northwest fall fit
• High-waisted wide-leg trousers and loafers for an elevated quirky-chic moment
• Tucked into a plaid midi skirt with combat boots for a witchy-meets-preppy aesthetic

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), inside out to preserve color
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron or steam on low heat
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean