For the forager who knows which mushrooms to skip.

You've always had a complicated relationship with nature — you love it deeply, respect it completely, and know better than to eat the pretty berries. This garment-dyed tee was made for you: the herbalist, the trail nerd, the dark-humor plant parent who laughs at the fine line between medicine and poison.

Your Questions, Answered

How does it feel against my skin?
Incredibly soft from the first wear. The 100% ring-spun US cotton is pre-shrunk and broken in through the garment-dyeing process, so it drapes like a tee you've owned for years — not stiff, not scratchy, just right.

Will it hold up after a hundred washes?
Built to. The heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and double-needle stitching mean this tee survives trail days, campfire smoke, and aggressive laundry cycles without losing its shape or print quality. The tubular knit (no side seams) eliminates the most common failure point in tees.

What does the graphic actually look like in person?
Stunning and detailed — a museum-quality botanical collage featuring nightshade, hemlock, poisonous mushrooms, a skull, crossbones, and a glowing green vial, all rendered in rich earthy tones. The text "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE / SOME ONLY ONCE" frames the art in bold block lettering. It reads as art, not a novelty print.

Is the fit oversized or true to size?
Relaxed fit — roomy without being boxy. Most people wear their true size for a casual, lived-in look, or size down for a slightly more fitted silhouette. Available S–3XL.

Is this a good gift?
Perfect for the plant scientist, forager, herbalist, mycology enthusiast, or anyone who appreciates dark humor wrapped in beautiful design. Ships ready to gift.

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and durable
• Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, vintage texture and unique depth of color
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric — substantial feel that holds its shape wash after wash
• Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
• Relaxed fit, available S–3XL in 18 garment-dyed colorways
• Sewn-in label for tag-free comfort
• Premium quality you can feel — the garment-dyeing process, heavyweight cotton, and reinforced stitching justify every dollar
• Worth it: At $28.99–$31.99, you're getting a piece that outlasts cheaper alternatives and looks better with every wash

Style It With

• Vintage-wash wide-leg jeans and chunky lug-sole boots for a dark cottagecore look
• Olive cargo shorts and trail runners for a botanical field-day vibe
• A linen blazer and straight-leg trousers for elevated dark academia energy
• Biker shorts and a crossbody bag for an effortless weekend errand fit
• Layered under overalls with one strap undone for a forager-chic aesthetic

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat only
• Do not dry clean