Know your plants. Respect your plants. Fear your plants.

🧵 Design Note: The patchwork-style panels on this graphic are a printed illustration — faux patchwork by design, not actual stitched fabric. All that texture and charm, zero sewing required.

Q: How does this tee feel against the skin?
Incredibly soft right out of the bag — the garment-dye process washes the 100% ring-spun cotton into a broken-in, pillowy feel that only gets better with every wash. No stiff-new-shirt energy here.

Q: What does the graphic actually look like in person?
Bold and darkly funny. Three illustrated botanical panels fill the chest in a faux patchwork style — a blue-toned poisonous flower on the left, a plaid-patterned skull-and-crossbones in the center, and teal-accented toxic plants on the right — with "ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE" above and "SOME ONLY ONCE" below in a clean hand-lettered font. The patchwork-inspired layout gives each panel its own personality while keeping the whole design cohesive. It's equal parts nature nerd and dark humor.

Q: What's the benefit of the faux patchwork design?
You get all the visual richness of a patchwork aesthetic — layered textures, mixed patterns, that handcrafted feel — without any of the bulk, stiffness, or care complications of actual stitched fabric. The print stays flat, flexible, and wash-friendly while looking like it took serious effort to put together. Maximum character, minimum fuss.

Q: Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. The graphic is printed to last and the garment-dyed base ages beautifully — colors deepen slightly over time for that coveted vintage-worn look without fading out.

Q: Is this a good gift?
Perfect for the plant parent who knows their foxglove from their foxberry, the forager with a dark sense of humor, the herbalist, the gardener, or anyone who appreciates a shirt that's both educational and a little threatening. Available in 11 colors and sizes S–4XL.

Q: How does it fit?
Relaxed and roomy with a slightly boxy silhouette — ideal for layering or wearing solo. Pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Size up if you prefer an oversized look.

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, durable
• Garment-dyed for a lived-in feel and subtle vintage depth
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric — substantial without being stiff
• Faux patchwork graphic print — layered texture look with no added bulk
• Double-needle stitched seams and tubular construction (no side seams)
• Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit — true to size
• Available in 11 colors: White, Ivory, Butter, Blossom, Island Reef, Lagoon Blue, Bay, Chalky Mint, Chambray, Orchid, Sapphire
• Sizes S–4XL | Sewn-in label

Style It With

• Vintage denim overalls + chunky boots for a dark cottagecore look
• High-waisted mom jeans + white sneakers for a casual plant-mom vibe
• Layered under a dark flannel shirt with straight-leg jeans for fall foraging season
• Tucked into a flowy midi skirt + sandals for a whimsical botanical aesthetic
• Paired with joggers and slides for a relaxed "don't eat the houseplants" day at home

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron or steam on low heat only
• Do not dry clean

⚠️ Disclaimer: This shirt is intended for decorative and humorous purposes only. We do not recommend eating unknown plants, foraging without proper training, or testing the "some only once" theory firsthand. Please consult a certified botanist, herbalist, or at minimum a very reliable field guide before consuming anything you found in the woods. We are not responsible for any botanical misadventures. Wear responsibly.