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Three illustrated botanical panels fill the chest in a faux patchwork style — a blue-toned poisonous flower on the left, a plaid-patterned skull-and-crossbones in the center, and teal-accented toxic plants on the right — with \"ALL PLANTS ARE EDIBLE\" above and \"SOME ONLY ONCE\" below in a clean hand-lettered font. The patchwork-inspired layout gives each panel its own personality while keeping the whole design cohesive. It's equal parts nature nerd and dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What's the benefit of the faux patchwork design?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou get all the visual richness of a patchwork aesthetic — layered textures, mixed patterns, that handcrafted feel — without any of the bulk, stiffness, or care complications of actual stitched fabric. The print stays flat, flexible, and wash-friendly while looking like it took serious effort to put together. Maximum character, minimum fuss.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Will the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The graphic is printed to last and the garment-dyed base ages beautifully — colors deepen slightly over time for that coveted vintage-worn look without fading out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for the plant parent who knows their foxglove from their foxberry, the forager with a dark sense of humor, the herbalist, the gardener, or anyone who appreciates a shirt that's both educational and a little threatening. Available in 11 colors and sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed and roomy with a slightly boxy silhouette — ideal for layering or wearing solo. Pre-shrunk, so what you order is what you get. Size up if you prefer an oversized look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for a lived-in feel and subtle vintage depth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz fabric — substantial without being stiff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFaux patchwork graphic print — layered texture look with no added bulk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched seams and tubular construction (no side seams)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed, pre-shrunk fit — true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in 11 colors: White, Ivory, Butter, Blossom, Island Reef, Lagoon Blue, Bay, Chalky Mint, Chambray, Orchid, Sapphire\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–4XL | Sewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage denim overalls + chunky boots for a dark cottagecore look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHigh-waisted mom jeans + white sneakers for a casual plant-mom vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLayered under a dark flannel shirt with straight-leg jeans for fall foraging season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTucked into a flowy midi skirt + sandals for a whimsical botanical aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePaired with joggers and slides for a relaxed \"don't eat the houseplants\" day at home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron or steam on low heat only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e This shirt is intended for decorative and humorous purposes only. We do not recommend eating unknown plants, foraging without proper training, or testing the \"some only once\" theory firsthand. Please consult a certified botanist, herbalist, or at minimum a very reliable field guide before consuming anything you found in the woods. We are not responsible for any botanical misadventures. 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