{"product_id":"english-bulldog-bowl-cut-bootleg-funny-t-shirt","title":"English Bulldog Bowl-Cut Bootleg Funny T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eNobody Asked for This. Everyone Needs It.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere, in a dimension where dogs make their own grooming decisions, an English Bulldog sat down in a barber's chair and said: \u003cem\u003e\"Give me the bowl cut.\"\u003c\/em\u003e The barber tried to talk him out of it. The bulldog did not care. He never cares. He is built different.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt exists to honor that bulldog. That energy. That commitment to a deeply questionable haircut.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eQ\u0026amp;A\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it feel to wear?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLike a shirt that's been through some things and came out better for it. The garment-dyed, heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton is soft, broken-in, and gets better with every wash. Exactly like the bulldog on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the quality actually good?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShockingly, yes. Double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams), pre-shrunk construction. This tee is built to outlast trends, bad decisions, and at least three haircut regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDog people. Meme people. People who have sent a photo of a bulldog to a group chat at 2am. People who respect chaos. People who have considered a bowl cut themselves. Basically everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the graphic look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAn English Bulldog. Bowl cut. Completely unbothered. Printed on a bootleg-style tee that looks like it was pulled from a mystery bin at a flea market — in the best possible way. Available in Black and Pepper.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Relaxed, unisex fit. Runs true to size — size up if you want the full bootleg oversized experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBaggy jeans and beat-up sneakers — the only correct answer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShorts and slides for maximum \"I woke up like this\" energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA vintage cap tilted slightly wrong, obviously\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing else. This shirt is the whole outfit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, heavyweight 6.1 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for that lived-in, slightly chaotic vintage look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular knit — \u003cstrong\u003eno side seams\u003c\/strong\u003e, clean silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for durability (unlike the bowl cut, this holds up)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black and Pepper | Sizes S–4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach (the bulldog has been through enough)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry: low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron or steam: low heat only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50991371190308,"sku":"32776749641564713618","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":50991371223076,"sku":"32621762040174959879","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50991371255844,"sku":"28495392107349932171","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":50991371288612,"sku":"17081783132156549326","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50991371321380,"sku":"16012076288844047574","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":50991371354148,"sku":"27038120171675276343","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50991371386916,"sku":"18586416882331772069","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":50991371419684,"sku":"31194610923084047207","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991371452452,"sku":"26039471352255268448","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":50991371485220,"sku":"84923074706622216258","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50991371517988,"sku":"12205353616238562242","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":50991371550756,"sku":"40433750598937276759","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":50991371583524,"sku":"20376355178631341108","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 4XL","offer_id":50991371616292,"sku":"10528023049966050668","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/7309\/8020\/files\/20260628215953-1f1733cb-11dd-68a6-b93e-021974af10b7.jpg?v=1782684424","url":"https:\/\/godastudio.store\/products\/english-bulldog-bowl-cut-bootleg-funny-t-shirt","provider":"GodaStudio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}