{"product_id":"flight-was-never-an-option-silly-goose-samurai-shirt","title":"Flight Was Never an Option — Silly Goose Samurai Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHe Chose Violence. Honorably. 🪿⚔️\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eGeese don't run. They don't negotiate. They don't back down. This goose strapped on samurai armor, picked up a katana, and made a statement for the ages: \u003cem\u003eFlight Was Never an Option.\u003c\/em\u003e If that energy speaks to your soul, this tee was made for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eQ\u0026amp;A\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it feel to wear?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIncredibly soft right out of the bag. The garment-dyed, 6.1 oz heavyweight cotton has that warm, broken-in feel you love — not stiff, not scratchy. It drapes naturally and gets better with every wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the quality built to last?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely. Double-needle stitching, tubular knit construction, and a sewn-in label mean this shirt holds its shape and color through repeated washes. Built to outlast your enemies — or at least your laundry cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the graphic look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA fully armored silly goose in traditional Japanese samurai gear, katana in hand, standing with unshakeable confidence. Below the graphic: \"Flight Was Never an Option\" in English, followed by the Japanese translation. It's absurd. It's epic. It's perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this shirt for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who leads with chaos and honor in equal measure. The friend who never backs down from a challenge. The person who finds deep meaning in a meme. A hilarious gift for goose lovers, anime fans, history nerds, or anyone with a warrior spirit and a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed and roomy with a pre-shrunk construction. Runs true to size with a comfortable unisex silhouette. Available in S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, breathable, and durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with a lived-in, vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching and tubular knit for long-lasting structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk relaxed fit — available S–4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn-in label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eStyle It With\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCargo pants and chunky sneakers for a streetwear-meets-bushido look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDark wash jeans and boots for a rugged, no-nonsense outfit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJoggers and a bomber jacket for a relaxed but intentional vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShorts and slides for when you're off-duty but still not to be messed with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLayered under an open flannel for a casual, effortlessly cool fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry on low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron or steam on low heat only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51032641634340,"sku":"20060358268834032415","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51032641667108,"sku":"88609088293289209269","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51032641699876,"sku":"98033826909146519053","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51032641732644,"sku":"23857265003377036459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51032641765412,"sku":"27402832608167926425","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51032641798180,"sku":"23041720587396113273","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51032641830948,"sku":"12747703669910117686","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0701\/7309\/8020\/files\/20260706202819-1f179793-9a2d-6aa4-8d40-0ab0f00274d7.jpg?v=1783370403","url":"https:\/\/godastudio.store\/products\/flight-was-never-an-option-silly-goose-samurai-shirt","provider":"GodaStudio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}