• Funny Western Goose T-Shirt in Pepper — "Fist My Bump" silly graphic tee
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Funny Western Goose T-Shirt — “Fist My Bump” Silly Graphic Tee

Funny Western Goose T-Shirt — “Fist My Bump” Silly Graphic Tee

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Description

Two Geese Walk Into a Saloon. One Says, "Fist My Bump."


Okay but what IS this shirt?
It's two geese. Dressed in full western gear. Bumping fists. With the phrase "Fist My Bump" printed underneath. It's absurd, it's chaotic, and it's exactly the kind of shirt that makes strangers stop and say "wait, what?" — and then immediately want one.


Who is this shirt for?
Anyone who takes humor seriously. The person at the party who shows up in something unexpected. The friend who sends unhinged memes at 2am. The goose enthusiast. The western fan with a sense of irony. The pregnant person who wants the most unhinged bump shirt ever made. Basically: you know who you are.


Is it actually comfortable, or just funny?
Both — no compromises. The 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton is thick and soft, garment-dyed for a broken-in feel from day one. It drapes well, fits relaxed, and holds its shape. You'll wear it ironically at first, then just because it's your favorite shirt.


Will the graphic hold up after washing?
Yes. The garment-dye process gives the shirt its vintage, lived-in look — and the print is built to last through regular washes without cracking or fading out. The geese will still be fist-bumping long after you've forgotten where you bought it.


What sizes and colors are available?
S through 4XL, in 13 colors including Black, White, Ivory, Red, Butter, Blossom, Chalky Mint, Chambray, Crunchberry, Neon Pink, Light Green, Espresso, and Pepper. Pick your vibe — the geese work in all of them.


Product Details

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, and breathable
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
  • Garment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage-washed look and feel
  • Tubular knit — no side seams for a cleaner, more comfortable silhouette
  • Double-needle stitching at hem and sleeves for long-term durability
  • Sewn-in label for a clean neckline
  • Available in sizes S–4XL and 13 colors
  • Two western-dressed geese fist-bumping graphic with "Fist My Bump" text

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron or steam on low heat only
  • Do not dry clean
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The Comfort Colors® 1717 is a premium, garment-dyed t-shirt known for its ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage-inspired look. Unlike standard tees, this shirt is designed to feel broken-in from the very first wear—making it a go-to favorite for everyday comfort and style.

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📸 Color Disclaimer

Please note that colors may slightly vary due to different screen settings, lighting, and display resolutions. The actual product color may appear slightly different in person.

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•Slim Fit– Order your regular size.
•Relaxed Fit– Size up by 1.
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🧼 Washing & Care Instructions

✔Wash inside out in cold water.(max 30C or 90F)
✔No bleach or harsh detergents.
✔Tumble dry low or air dry for best results.
✔Do not iron directly on the design.

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