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The pregnant person who wants the most unhinged bump shirt ever made. Basically: you know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it actually comfortable, or just funny?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBoth — no compromises. The 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton is thick and soft, garment-dyed for a broken-in feel from day one. It drapes well, fits relaxed, and holds its shape. You'll wear it ironically at first, then just because it's your favorite shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the graphic hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The garment-dye process gives the shirt its vintage, lived-in look — and the print is built to last through regular washes without cracking or fading out. 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