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The garment-dye process gives it a soft, broken-in texture and a slightly lived-in drape that only gets better with washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the quality worth it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely. This is 100% ring-spun US cotton at 6.1 oz\/yd² — that's a heavyweight build with double-needle stitching on every seam. It's built to last through seasons of wear, not just one summer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the graphic fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe garment-dyed base is designed to age beautifully, and the graphic holds up wash after wash when you follow the care instructions. Cold wash, low dry — that's all it takes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRelaxed and roomy — a classic unisex fit that works for all body types. The tubular knit (no side seams) means a clean, smooth silhouette. 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