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Silly Goose Coffee First T-Shirt

Silly Goose Coffee First T-Shirt

$28.99 USD
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Description

Coffee First. Questions Later. Nothings Off the Table.

You're not a morning person. You're a coffee person — and there's a difference. This garment-dyed tee says what everyone's thinking before the first cup kicks in, with a flock of geese and just enough dark humor to make it art.

Q&A — Everything You Need to Know

How does it feel to wear?
Like your most broken-in tee, straight out of the bag. The 100% ring-spun cotton is heavyweight (6.1 oz) but incredibly soft — the garment-dyed finish gives it that washed, lived-in texture that only gets better with every wash.

Is the quality built to last?
Absolutely. Double-needle stitching and a tubular knit body (no side seams) mean this tee holds its shape through heavy rotation. The print stays bold and clean — no cracking, no fading, just consistently hilarious.

Will it work for everyday wear?
It was made for it. Pair it with jeans for a coffee run, sweats for a lazy Sunday, or layer it under a flannel for that effortlessly cozy look. It's the shirt you reach for when you want to be comfortable and quietly threatening.

What makes the graphic work?
It's the combination — a flock of geese (chaotic, unhinged, relatable) It's dark humor done softly, which makes it land every time. People will read it, pause, and then laugh.

Is this a good gift?
It's the perfect gift for the coffee obsessive, the sarcastic friend, the coworker who's definitely not a morning person, or anyone who appreciates a shirt that doubles as a personality statement. Great for birthdays, holidays, or "just because I saw this and thought of you."

How does sizing run?
Relaxed unisex fit — true to size with a slightly roomy feel. If you prefer a more fitted look, size down. Available in S–4XL across 14 colors.

Product Details

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz/yd² heavyweight
  • Finish: Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage color and texture
  • Construction: Double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams)
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex fit, pre-shrunk
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
  • Colors: Black, Red, White, Crunchberry, Butter, Berry, Blossom, Chambray, Ivory, Light Green, Pepper, Espresso, Sapphire, Neon Pink
  • Brand: Printed via Printify

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron on low heat
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not dry clean

Disclaimer: No geese were harmed in the making of this shirt. The same cannot be said for your morning mood before coffee.

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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the fabric is soft, breathable, and comfortable right out of the package—no stiff, scratchy feeling.

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📸 Color Disclaimer

Please note that colors may slightly vary due to different screen settings, lighting, and display resolutions. The actual product color may appear slightly different in person.

📏 Size Guide – Find Your Perfect Fit!

•Slim Fit– Order your regular size.
•Relaxed Fit– Size up by 1.
•Oversized Fit– Size up by 2.
📌Check the size chart before ordering!

🛒 How to Order

✔Check the Size & Color Chart before purchasing.
✔Select your preferred Size & Color from the dropdown menu.
✔Add to Cart and proceed to checkout.
✔Need a specific color, size, or brand not listed? Message us before

🧼 Washing & Care Instructions

✔Wash inside out in cold water.(max 30C or 90F)
✔No bleach or harsh detergents.
✔Tumble dry low or air dry for best results.
✔Do not iron directly on the design.

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