• Silly Goose Relax Nothing Is Under Control T-Shirt in Crunchberry garment-dyed graphic tee
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Silly Goose "Relax Nothing Is Under Control" T-Shirt

Silly Goose "Relax Nothing Is Under Control" T-Shirt

$28.99 USD
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Color: Crunchberry
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Description

You Didn't Choose the Goose Life. The Goose Life Chose You.

Some people have it all figured out. You have a goose on your shirt and zero apologies. The Silly Goose "Relax — Nothing Is Under Control" T-Shirt is the wearable reminder that chaos is just vibes with better PR. Soft, heavyweight, garment-dyed, and unapologetically goofy — this tee is built for people who laugh first and plan never.

Q&A

How does it feel to wear?
Like a hug from someone who also doesn't have their life together. The 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton is thick enough to feel premium but broken-in enough to feel like your favorite old tee from day one. Garment-dyeing gives it that soft, worn-in texture right out of the bag.

Will it hold up after a lot of washes?
Absolutely. Pre-shrunk fabric means it keeps its shape, and double-needle stitched seams mean it won't fall apart when you inevitably forget to check the care label. This shirt is built to outlast your plans.

Does the graphic look good in person?
Yes — the silly goose graphic pops on every colorway, from bold Black and Crimson to soft Butter and Blossom. The muted, vintage tones from the garment-dye process make the design feel intentional, not cheap.

What makes this different from a basic graphic tee?
The garment-dyed finish gives each shirt a slightly unique color — no two are exactly alike. The tubular (no side seam) construction keeps the silhouette clean and relaxed. It's a step above the average novelty tee.

How does sizing run?
True to size with a relaxed fit. If you're between sizes and want a looser feel, size up. Available in S–4XL across 14 colors.

Product Details

  • 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, breathable
  • Garment-dyed finish — soft color, vintage look, unique per shirt
  • Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
  • Pre-shrunk for lasting shape retention
  • Tubular construction (no side seams) + double-needle stitched seams
  • Available S–4XL in 14 colors
  • Sewn-in label for comfort

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron or steam on low heat only
  • Do not dry clean
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👕 Comfort Colors® 1717 T-Shirt – Premium Quality Explained

👕 Why You’ll Love This Shirt

🌿 What Is the Comfort Colors® 1717?

The Comfort Colors® 1717 is a premium, garment-dyed t-shirt known for its ultra-soft feel, relaxed fit, and vintage-inspired look. Unlike standard tees, this shirt is designed to feel broken-in from the very first wear—making it a go-to favorite for everyday comfort and style.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the fabric is soft, breathable, and comfortable right out of the package—no stiff, scratchy feeling.

🔥 Why Choose Comfort Colors® Over Standard Tees?

  • Softer feel than basic cotton shirts
  • More premium, high-end look
  • Unique vintage color tones
  • Better durability and longevity
  • Elevated style for everyday wear

✨ The Difference

Unlike standard t-shirts, Comfort Colors® tees offer a thicker, softer fabric with a premium finish—perfect for everyday wear with a more elevated, vintage aesthetic.

✨ Why Customers Love the Comfort Colors® 1717

🧵 Garment-Dyed for a Vintage Look

Each shirt is dyed after it’s made, giving it a rich, lived-in color and slightly faded appearance. This process creates a unique look that stands out from typical flat-color t-shirts.

💸 Why It’s Worth the Price

This isn’t your average t-shirt. The Comfort Colors® 1717 is made for those who value quality, comfort, and long-lasting wear.
Premium fabric – thicker, softer cotton that feels better than standard tees.
Pre-shrunk & garment-dyed – no stiff feel, no cheap fading.
Built to last – holds its shape and softness wash after wash.
Better fit – relaxed, flattering, and easy to style.

🔥 Premium Print Quality & Guarantee

We use high-quality DTG (Direct-to-Garment) printing ensuring vibrant colors and long-lasting durability.

💯Guaranteed! If you have any issues with your print, contact us for a quick resolution! 🛠️

📸 Color Disclaimer

Please note that colors may slightly vary due to different screen settings, lighting, and display resolutions. The actual product color may appear slightly different in person.

📏 Size Guide – Find Your Perfect Fit!

•Slim Fit– Order your regular size.
•Relaxed Fit– Size up by 1.
•Oversized Fit– Size up by 2.
📌Check the size chart before ordering!

🛒 How to Order

✔Check the Size & Color Chart before purchasing.
✔Select your preferred Size & Color from the dropdown menu.
✔Add to Cart and proceed to checkout.
✔Need a specific color, size, or brand not listed? Message us before

🧼 Washing & Care Instructions

✔Wash inside out in cold water.(max 30C or 90F)
✔No bleach or harsh detergents.
✔Tumble dry low or air dry for best results.
✔Do not iron directly on the design.

The Comfort Colors Difference

Printed on the premium Comfort Colors tee, this shirt is designed for the perfect mix of comfort, quality, and vintage style. Unlike standard lightweight t-shirts, the Comfort Colors is made with durable heavyweight cotton and garment-dyed fabric that creates a softer, lived-in feel from the very first wear. Loved for its relaxed unisex fit and effortlessly oversized look, this tee offers a higher-quality feel, richer color, and longer-lasting comfort that stands out from basic everyday shirts. With its timeless washed aesthetic and premium construction, it’s the kind of graphic tee customers reach for again and again.

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