• A person wearing an oversized Ivory graphic T-shirt with a black printed design featuring three witches dancing under a crescent moon and the text 'GOD FORBID WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES'.
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T-Shirt — "God Forbid Women Have Hobbies" Witchy Vintage Graphic Tee

T-Shirt — "God Forbid Women Have Hobbies" Witchy Vintage Graphic Tee

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Color: Ivory
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Description

God Forbid Women Have Hobbies. (Salem, 1692 — Still Relevant.)

Q&A

How does it feel to wear?
Soft, relaxed, and broken-in from the first wear. The garment-dyed heavyweight cotton has that perfectly worn-in texture — it drapes loosely on the body and gets even softer with every wash, like a shirt you've had for years.

Is the quality built to last?
Absolutely. The 6.1 oz ring-spun US cotton is reinforced with double-needle stitching and tubular construction — no side seams to split. It holds its shape, its color, and its attitude through repeated wear and washing.

How does the graphic look in person?
Bold and detailed — a vintage-style circular illustration of three cloaked women dancing beneath a crescent moon, printed in striking black ink. It reads like a woodcut from another century, but the message is very much right now.

Who is this for?
The woman who brews her own tea, reads tarot on Sundays, and has strong opinions about Salem. Also: anyone who loves Halloween year-round, feminist humor, or a tee that starts a conversation without saying a word.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL, with pre-shrunk fabric — what you order is what you get.

Product Details

  • Fabric: 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight
  • Finish: Garment-dyed for a vintage, broken-in look and feel
  • Construction: Double-needle stitching, tubular knit (no side seams)
  • Fit: Relaxed unisex fit
  • Colors: 14 vintage-inspired colorways including Ivory, Blossom, Orchid, Moss, Crimson & more
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
  • Label: Sewn-in, pre-shrunk

Style It With

  1. High-waist wide-leg trousers + chunky loafers for a witchy-intellectual look
  2. Distressed denim cutoffs + platform boots for a spooky festival vibe
  3. Layered under a long black cardigan with silver rings for full coven energy
  4. Tucked into a flowy midi skirt + fishnet tights for Halloween night out
  5. Oversized with biker shorts + a tote bag full of crystals for everyday wear

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry low heat
  • Iron or steam on low heat only
  • Do not dry clean
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✔Wash inside out in cold water.(max 30C or 90F)
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